You mind not farting while I'm saving the world?

Snape: be careful

Snape: people might think you're

Snape:

Snape:

Snape:

Harry:

Hermione:

Ron:

Snape:

Universe:

God:

Snape:

Snape: up

Snape: to something

lulz-time:

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liverpate:

azraeldoesnotdispute:

liverpate:

why am i not a banana

Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.

thanks man

adrianseaottersmith:

sisstridersdick:

ravenouscomplex:

the-fever-prince:

metasepia:

kinomatika:

LITERALLY SCREAMING

me too

THERE ARE TEARS. RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. HEY GUYS FAIR WARNING, DON’T DRINK ORANGE JUICE WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO UNLESS YOU’RE OKAY WITH CLEANING SALIVA AND LIQUID FRUIT OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR.

im crying

My face hurts

“SWISS FUCKING CHEESE!”

I SERIOUSLY CAN’T BREATHE.

klinklang:

What the….

swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

me taking a picture of my pancakes

then me taking a picture of my pancakes as i fell down the stairs because i wasn’t paying attention because i was taking a picture of my pancakes

frankieroisthesex:

ugh you perfect fucking human being why did you have to die

wef0undalaska:

Even though it’s Friday now.

It’s Thor and I love it.

computer: whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR

me: shh it's ok

blogs that have the next/previous arrows and numbers near the top so you scroll to the bottom then you have to scroll back up again just to go to the next page

blogs that don’t even have next/previous arrows so you have to type in the url every time you want to go to the next page

blogs that

blogs

macaronis:

whenever you feel ordinary just remember that youre the only one with that url